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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed? Joint Family."

"How does a Muslim close a door? Islams It."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because It wanted to come before the egg."

"I'm not lazy I'm just energy efficient"

"What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!"

"Our Uber driver is literally participating in our conversation as if he's a full-fledged part of it. It's odd."

"Apparently the US government has to choose between supporting ISIS and the al-Assad regime... I think that's called getting caught between Iraq and a hard place."

"Pinocchio When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood? when his hand caught fire!!"

"You know what I like about high school girls? I will be back, rec time is over."

"I got silver for cheating on my wife. I'm always medalling in affairs."