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Joke of the Day
"What's the best joke you've heard"
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"Why was six afraid of seven? Generations of institutionalized bigotry."
"What does an IT guy use for birth control? His personality."
"Yeah I'm married, but get one thing straight,,, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanhjkjhgfd,, THIS IS SCOTT'S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT."
"How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence? Liver alone, cheese mine!"
"Why do vampire's use linux? Because they don't like windows in their house. Ba^Dum^Tss"
"Being an asshole lowers people's expectations of you. (Except on Twitter, where assholes must continue to prove they are assholes)"
"What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari? [whisper] I don't have a Ferrari."
"An authoritarian was caught speeding the other day. When asked why he was going so fast he said he, ""put his foot down."""
"How many Jews can you fit in a car? One hundred. Five and the rest in the ashtray. (An Austrian friend told me this joke.)"