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Joke of the Day

"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. Guess they don't like random people coming up to their door."

"Selling an improved autocorrect? Shut up and take my monkey."

"Someone in the office keeps making decaf coffee & I've narrowed it down to that guy who never gets anything done."

"A man is put on trial for committing mass genocide against the people of Scotland. It looked like he would be in prison for life... ...but he got off Scot-free."

"Shia Labeouf always looks like he's trying to teach math after someone just waved smelling salts under his nose."

"My boss said to me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I said, ""I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."""

"Why can't black people swim? Because there is no water in Africa."

"Where can you find baby dwarfs? At a dwarfanage"

"what is the best thing about eating brown bread you can eat 1 slice and it is still a whole-meal"

"Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom."