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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife? He was thrown out at home. *alternate response* - His two balls got a strike."

"Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test? He didn't know enough about inequalities"

"What's ET short for? Because he's got little legs."

"The wife asked me, ""When you're on a business trip away, do you think about me?"" Apparently ""Only to stop myself from cumming too quickly"" wasn't the right answer."

"Tumblr actually likes Preston Garvey That's it, that's the joke."

"Do you think Hitler got his inspiration from Hansel and Gretel? They did shove a long nosed witch into an oven."

"The signature dish of a restaurant called the Twisted Rooster: Mobius Chicken Strips."

"F Scott Fitzgerald ...and F the Great Gatsby as well."

"""Yogurt!"" Gurt: ""Yes?"""

"I just got cut off by a bald man in a BMW, so I pulled up next to him, rolled down my window, and laughed at him."