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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife? He was thrown out at home. *alternate response* - His two balls got a strike."

"What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? One pulls rabbits out of hats and the other pulls habits out of rats."

"A quote from the Father of Invention. Hi Invention, I'm Dad."

"A list of Hilary Clinton jokes. [deleted]"

"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"

"Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble."

"First dirty joke my dad told me, it's about 30 years old and I still tell it. What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub? The lady in church has hope in her soul."

"I went into a pesticide shop and asked the owner if he had anything for flies. Stupid idiot shat in my hand."

"Why are black fathers always missing? Because white cops always shoot them for no reason."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster chef and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."