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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bunch of Mexican stoners? Baked beans"

"I'm sorry sir, your wife didn't make it. Was it *sniff* the lack of prayers on Facebook? Yes sir, I'm afraid it was."

"ME ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ? My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"

"Watching a cooking show when ""We believe this was the last dish they served on the Titanic on that fateful day"" I bet that went down well."

"What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? Q: What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? A: I'm not gay. Its just the guys that come inside me."

"How do you kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada..."

"What is the difference between picking your nose.... ...and fucking someone up the ass? When picking your nose, you hope something **will** be stuck to the end after you pull out!"

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick!"

"I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen."

"Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales? To get their stuff back."