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Joke of the Day

"has anyone else realized the movimg photos in hary poter are just gifs. theyre jus gifs like from intermet"

"Healthy human blood must be a low-carb meal... Because it's the most-keto diet."

"Standing closer to me in line will not get you to the checkout faster."

"Chemistry Joke (Language) Daaaang girl, are you Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Oxygen, Fluorine, and Fluorine? Cuz I want you to FUCK OFF"

"A man put an ad in the newspaper, saying ""WIFE WANTED"". The next day, he had hundreds of letters, saying ""You can have mine"""

"What's black and white and red all over? A nun falling down the stairs."

"I have two dance styles: Sober, dancing silly as a ""joke"" or drunk dancing with confidence, same exact moves."

"Him: You drank all that Coke? Me: Well, with my rum.. Him: ... Me: ... Me: How many beers did you have today? Him: Good talk, honey."

"My daughter asked for a Frozen blanket So last night she slept on the balcony"

"Horrible funny joke What do you call an alligator in a vest....? An Invest-agator"