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Joke of the Day

"This recent question was presented to a German national: What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany? Uncertainty or indifference?' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'"

"Somebody just told me they were bad but they didn't say ""cha'mone"" afterward so haha cmon guy how bad can you be"

"Way to make a friend an Idiot Question: What do you do when you take a girl home only to find she has the largest vagina in the world? Answer: I squeeeeeze it in off course!"

"How do you make soup gold? You put in fourteen carrots."

"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period."

"""Then it's agreed. We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years."" -Me to some dishes in my sink"

"Now that the Olympics are over, Michael Phelps can finally be released back to his natural habitat; the couch with a bong."

"My ransom was dropped from $30,000 to fifty bucks when my parents told my kidnappers it'd take 2 days to come up with the money."

"On your deathbed tell everyone ""pray for me"" then make sure to leave a note to be opened after you die that says ""pray harder next time"""

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA NA NA NA!"