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Joke of the Day
"Reddit is like my Mom If it sucked, I probably wouldn't be here."
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"Practiced my breakup on my cats last night and today they are gone."
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"Trump: ""Knock knock."" Donald Trump: ""Knock knock."" - Who's there? ""No way-Jose"" - No way-Jose who? ""No way-Jose getting over that fucking WALL"""
"You'll sleep when you're dead?...that's adorable. Well, I'll lose weight when I'm dead, so pass the doughnuts."
"What did the fish say when he crashed into the wall? Fuck!"
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? Pilot."
"Put the punchline in the title How do you spoil a joke?"
"Stop me if you've heard this already. -said no kid ever"