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Joke of the Day

"Stop me if you've heard this already. -said no kid ever"

"I was wondering why a fire truck was in front of a theater close to me last night... I suppose it was Catching Fire"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing she just gagged a little."

"Speaking of dogs... There's a dog with no hind legs, and bollocks made of steel. So, this dog is coming down the street. Do you know what is the name of the dog? . . . . Sparky!"

"I thought twerking was tweeting at work That's how out of the loop I am"

"What do all my friends and my dad have in common? i didnt have either growing up"

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together."

"I always try to tell myself that I don't actually hate people as much as I say I do...and then I go to the mall."

"Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi"

"Has oido hablar de ese pais con la guerra civil? No te rias. Es seria!"