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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to an art student with a job? ""Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"""

"Critics agree that plot considerations did not justify the near-constant nudity in your film ""How To Safely Use A Ladder In The Workplace"""

"Confuse the cable guy when he finally shows up at your house by telling him he'll have to wait outside until your favorite TV show is over."

"Do infants enjoy infantry... as much as adults enjoy adultery?"

"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#."

"What goes cackle cackle boom? A witch in a minefield."

"What is a mummies favorite genre of music? Wrap"

"What do you call a fat pirate? A vast matey."

"I wouldn't be so scared of spiders if they were wearing tiny shoes."