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Joke of the Day
"Do infants enjoy infantry... as much as adults enjoy adultery?"
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"TIM: how are you? ME: it's Monday TIM: yeah ME: the sun is up TIM: are u just listing facts? ME: lettuce is a member of the sunflower family"
"Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets."
"Area man gains z axis, becomes volume man, won't stop yelling"
"Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image? His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron."
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married."
"There are 2 kinds of people in this world; 1. People who like math A. People who hate math 3. People who really don't understand math"
"Q: What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A: A dental rental."
"Did you hear about the lazy perfume-maker? He made no scents."
"Why are squirrels actions so sexual? They are always trying to bust a nut"