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Joke of the Day
"What is a mummies favorite genre of music? Wrap"
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" What do you think about sex before marriage? Well, as long as it doesn't delay the ceremony..."
"Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box She sat on Pinocchio's nose and said ""Lie to me bitch!"""
"What do Trump and an Aluminum can have in common? They easily get bent out of shape..."
"Last term, we had our first black president. But if Donald Trump wins... Orange is the New Black."
"Why is a T-rex so angry? He can't masturbate."
"I just pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole nother level."
"If a server comes to my table and asks 'hows everythin tasting?' mid chew I like to grab their wrist and keep them there until I can answer"
"That whole ""letting go"" of your ex is always more satisfying when they're dangling over an abyss."
"Urge is strong to leave work early on summer Fridays to avoid traffic. Most do it & become the traffic they sought to avoid."