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Joke of the Day

"During a job interview yestarday I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer, I simply replied ""No I always give 110%"""

"Black licorice tastes like Satan himself made candy and then it expired."

"What do you call a prostitute after a 12 hour shift? A box of assorted creams."

"Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier? He moved down-under!!"

"How to make her squirt: make sure she is a lime"

"""Sir you can't bring a whole cake into a movie theater"" ""What if I cut it in half?"""

"Someone you don't care about just listened to a song you don't like on Spotify!"

"Why are volcanoes mischievous? Because they erupt to no good."

"Don't use the Internet ...when you have low self confidence. JUST KIDDING, THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD USE IT!"

"Me: Do you have any mini-ipods in stock? Guy: what color? Me: Any color. Guy: We don't have any. You Sir, have achieved stupid greatness."