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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !"
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"This morning, my son farted in church I made him sit in his own pew."
"Are you my homework? Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night."
"What was Hitler's favorite animal? Da cow"
"My Mom called me a ""Son of a bitch"" today I told her I agree."
"How do you know when you've fucked an apple? When you're in cider"
"Mew and Mewtwo are both on a slanted roof. Who falls first? Neither. They can both levitate."
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? OBAMA'S tie"
"Sponsor a Child I was thinking of sponsoring a child in Africa. But him being so far away, how could I be sure he actually completed the Fun Run?"
"Safe to say a good 38% of my life is spent trying to sleep while the 18yr old stomps through the house like an angry triceratops."