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Joke of the Day

"I'd tell you a joke about thorium... But it would be quite shocking."

"In a recent online survey, 90% of men admitted to masturbating regularly. The remaining 10% hit the wrong button with their left hand."

"Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with other people?"

"How do you know your sister is having her period? When your fathers dick taste like blood."

"What do you call a vegetable that's kinda cool? Rad-ish."

"I feel bad for skeletons... They have *nobody* to be with."

"Is your refrigerator running? Good, then I'm voting for IT for president!"

"Let's hope God grades on a curve or I'm so screwed."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her."

"My review of your face: Good, quality face. Would look again"