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Joke of the Day

"I feel bad for skeletons... They have *nobody* to be with."

"Today's so hot it was offered a lucrative recording contract even though it can't sing"

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man? Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up."

"Why I'm leaving Reddit. I have to go to the gas station to pick up some munchies."

"I can't believe I didn't get an Oscar nomination for my performance in, ""No, I never got your text!"""

"Just need to grow I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn't get bacon seeds anywhere."

"accidentally just walked halfway into a hug intended for someone else on the sidewalk maybe can't leave house ever again"

"Never have sex at an Olive Garden. Because when you're there, you're family."

"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator ""I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me!"""

"What do you call a group of hot moms in space? THE MILFY WAY!"