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Joke of the Day
"Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with other people?"
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"DON'T make this weird... (I whisper in your ear, as I pet your eyebrows)"
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of the seeing eye dog."
"Moms that name their daughters Stacy are the real narcissists."
"If you see a guy in an executioner's hood feeding a deer into a Coinstar today just let me do my thing."
"If you give a mouse a cookie.. If you give a mouse a cookie.. Why are you giving a mouse any food? That's unsanitary."
"What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who sprays graffiti on chain link fences."
"A police officer respectfully acknowledges a black man as the man walks past the police station Title"
"nuance is cancelled. ur either good or bad. if ur good but then u say something bad, then ur bad now n therefore cancelled"
"So I hear Trump wants to ban shredded cheese. Says he's going to make America grate again."