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Joke of the Day

"In a recent online survey, 90% of men admitted to masturbating regularly. The remaining 10% hit the wrong button with their left hand."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 was a Registered Sex Offender."

"A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, ""As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."""

"Got a couple of real nice piles of dog shit on your lawn there. Sure would be a shame if something was to... you know, ""happen"" to them."

"Donald Trump says he'll be more presidential from now on No Juan believes that!"

"What did the grape say when she let her kids play in the sun to long? I hate raisin kids!"

"I hate colored pencils. I'd rather dye than use them."

"Why do Chemists have so much debt? Because they have so much Antimony!"

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They still wouldn't date me, despite my wealth."

"Finland's borders Are Finland's borders called the finnish lines?"