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Joke of the Day

"What's Hitler's favorite thing in the ocean? Adolfin! Where does he go to see them? NotSea World"

"So she texts: Do you want to see something exiting? Me: Yes, of course! Anddd she left the chat."

"Just as bugs are drawn to bright lights, so are my toes drawn inexplicably to hard objects."

"The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook."

"I don't have a problem with man buns You used to have to talk to someone for 3 or 4 minutes to figure out if he's a fuckhead"

"A real ""nonstop flight"" would be terrifying."

"Why was the Mexican tire sad? Because it was despair"

"There's only one problem with reading articles about space based technology It all goes waaaay over my head."

"I'm going to grab 'em by the pussy. Don't downvote me!! I'm being ""presidential"""

"Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place? It's a Nguyen-win situation."