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Joke of the Day
"The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook."
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"First blowjob Guy: I got my first blowjob today. Friend: Was she good? Guy: She sucks."
"Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking? They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it."
"Narcissism It's in your best self interest."
"What is white and disturbs your breakfast? An avalanche"
"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife"
"Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola? The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there."
"The German radiologist always saw the wurst in people."
"Yo Mum Jokes! (The British ""Yo Mama"") http://www.peachdogjones.com/2013/01/14/21-yo-mum-jokes-british-humor"
"Pizza Hut: Hello Me: I'd like a hot dog bites pizzas PH: Pick up or delivery? Me: Based on that order, you think I get off the couch?"