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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres just drowned? They found her face down in Ricki Lake"
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"My dog smells... ...Like Philippino food."
"The American flag Red with blood Blue with tears White with privilege"
"[outside a blazing house] Firefighter: ... Me: ... Firefighter: ... Me: ... There was a spider."
"A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams ''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away."
"You know what they say about big feet... Big socks."
"Recent Scientific Discovery: Diarrhea Is Genetic. It runs in your genes."
"*bites into tuba sandwich and breaks teeth* damn autocorrect"
"Mom, is this skirt too short? Yes. Your balls are showing, Robert."
"OMG a Matterbaby just washed up on Santa Monica beach! *""what's a matter baby?""* uh... nothing what is a matter with you?"