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Joke of the Day
"The American flag Red with blood Blue with tears White with privilege"
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"A man walks into a doctors office... Wearing nothing but plastic shrink wrap. The doctor says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Expecting your guy to be romantic all the time is like expecting you to behave like a porn star all the time."
"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters."
"[Bags packed, leaving the ex] Ex:""I hope you have a slow and painful death!"" Me:""So now you want me to stay?"""