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Joke of the Day
"Mom, is this skirt too short? Yes. Your balls are showing, Robert."
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"why does the official Reddit app aways crash? Unfortunately Reddit has stopped working, would you like to report the issue?"
"Two gentlemen walk into a bar.... You would have thought one of them would have seen it."
"what type of dog do you see at the zoo? a shitzu"
"What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project? Krautsourcing"
"""I'm just gonna pull on weird animal parts until something comes out that I can drink"" -guy who discovered milk"
"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."
"What will the first female Mexican head of state be called? The Precedent."
"I don't get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work... There's never any left when he comes home. Idiot."
"I've had to take a second job working in a bakery. I knead the dough."