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Joke of the Day
"Doing a suicide attack is... ...a once-in-a-lifetime experience."
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"Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex."
"I fucked a bitch at work today and guess what happened? Pet store fired me"
"What did one Japanese man say to the other? Something in Japanese."
"Everybody loves pussies... Except the dong lovers. *dog :P"
"Whoever named them ""sugar cookies"" could've tried a little harder."
"My girlfriend is a porn star! She's gonna be pissed when she finds out. EDIT: thanks for front page!"
"Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin? Because it was a kitty fiddler."
"Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left Glutes ( )"
"If I had a nickel for every time I had sex, I would ask my pimp for a raise."