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Joke of the Day
"Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left Glutes ( )"
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"it is a joyous occasion when the lava in my lava lamp randomly forms a perfect dick and balls"
"Take your height in centimeters and multiply it by the number of people from whom you have received oral sex. There's your credit score."
"I could tell you a bad, groan-worthy pun about an angry bowler who lashes out and ""strikes"" a fellow bowler, but I'll spare you."
"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame that they'll never meet."
"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales"
"The club can't even handle me right now. Like, the club's just had a very emotionally draining day and the club's been in a weird place."
"What really ticks people off? Time bombs."
"(All credit goes to my 4 year old niece) How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentickles!"
"Do you know why the nobles always mistreated their peasants? Because they're all a bunch of vassals."