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Joke of the Day
"I like my chocolate like I like my men. Rich."
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"Samsung Gn7 user here. despite all the abuse they're getting I was surprised that it's actually a really great phone I mean the battery life alone just blew me away"
"HEY PIGS STOP TRYING TO SWALLOW ENTIRE APPLES YOU KEEP DYING"
"I can't imagine the enormous pressure on fat black women to be sassy all the time."
"See a penny pick it up... All day long you'll have.... A nagging feeling that the previous owner wasn't a ""hand washer""."
"""Meh"" -apathetic cow"
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear!"
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your girlfriend to blow your paycheck!"
"My butcher is very rude I asked him for a cut of pork and he gave me the cold shoulder"
"How do you mute an Italian? Tie up their hands."