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Joke of the Day
"I like my chocolate like I like my men. Rich."
Next Joke
"People always keep making jokes about how people died in the Holocaust, my grandpa died during the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower and broke his neck."
"Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind."
"Steve-""My wife is a very careful driver"". Smith-""How do you know that""? Steave-""She Always Slows down when passing a red light""!"
"What is a rocket's favorite meal? Launch! Another one from my 9 year old."
"Why did only 2 Mexicans cross the border? The sign said ""No Trespassing"" (TRES-Passing)"
"*robs craft store with hot glue gun*"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? The pilot you racist assholes."
"According to my Fitbit I've masturbated 4 miles today"