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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is a porn star! She's gonna be pissed when she finds out. EDIT: thanks for front page!"

"Post your best ""Jared Fogle"" jokes! Here's mine:Jared Fogle loves to eat little girls ham sandwiches."

"What did the gynecologist say to his sedated patient? I don't know, his voice was muffled."

"Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her."

"What did the nutrionist say to the zombies as they were breaking down the doors of a hospital in West Hollywood? ""Don't forget to eat your gays and invalids."""

"I bought my nephews some Cisformers for Christmas. They start off as cars and stay that way."

"Why is it not a good idea to send cats to Mars? Because Curiosity would kill them!"

"Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at them and says, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."""

"Hi, I'm Zack. You might remember me from HR meetings such as, ""We Don't Even Need to Watch the Security Tape to Know It Was You"""

"How do you piss off a white guy? Tell him he is racist."