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Joke of the Day

"Hey, if anyone needs help raising their kids, come talk to me. I've been one for 30 some years now."

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"The Dentist says, ""When was the last time you flossed?"" The Patient replies, ""You should know, you were there!"" Heard this at the dentist this morning"
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"Comedy Club I sent a comedy club my resume. They looked at it for a second, and laughed their asses off. I thought it was a good sign. I never heard back. Now I work in Corporate America."
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"Getting older is like being in a prison shower You try to bend over as little as possible."