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Joke of the Day
"What do you call fapping to dubstep? Wubbing one out."
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"Maybe the ocean is so salty because the land doesn't wave back"
"If you are a woman and you like men that wear glasses... I am full of specs appeal."
"How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's."
"Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael? Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind."
"What do you call a Japanese sociopath who is unaffected by death? Unbereavable"
"Did you guys see that episode of Finding Bigfoot last night? [SPOILERS] They didn't find Bigfoot."
"I see children like I see bongo drums They're slightly irritating but it's fashionable for the rich to bring them back from Africa Edit:people also dislike it when you beat them In public"
"Whats brown and sticky? A stick."
"Finally Gay and Lesbian couples can get married... It's about time they were allowed to be as miserable as the rest of us."