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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's? It smells like teen spirit."
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"Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you..."
"If Hilary and Trump are stranded on a raft in the ocean, who survives? America. America survives."
"You know what makes a lot of sense? A dollar"
"If money can't buy happiness, explain ice cream. You can't."
"I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! Especially that ending, what a twist."
"What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine? A snowblower"
"What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany? A knotzi."
"Have your people call my people but keep in mind that my ""people"" are just stuffed animals with cordless phones glued to their necks."
"Yo mommas so fat You can see her from more than 2 meters away in a hyperbolic plane."