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Joke of the Day
"Dentists are going on strike. Brace yourselves."
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"My drug dealer really cracks me up. Ayyy."
"Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein."
"[Offensive] What do you get when you cross a bowl of fruit and the holocaust? Orange Jews from concentrate"
"""My grammar is terrible,"" I said untruthfully, as I lied on the bed."
"Sex Is Like A Restaurant Sometimes You Get Good Service, Sometimes Bad Service, Sometimes No Service, And Sometimes You Have To Be Happy With Self-Service"
"Which religion breeds terrorism the most? Not Islam"
"I hear the FDA just approved Bill Cosby.... Common side effects include drowsiness, loss of memory, taste of penis, and in rare cases, sore genitals."
"Ryan had to go potty real bad, but the door to the potty was Lochte."
"I've lost all control of my vowels... Now I'm completely in consonant."