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Joke of the Day

"They told me i had type A blood. But it was a type O."

"Where are the longest hairs of the body? Inside the nose. Because every time you pull one, you feel the pain until your ass."

"What do little miss muffet and ISIS have in common? They both have curds in their whey."

"Tardiness makes me extremely angry. As my late wife found out."

"Never play hide-and-seek with a 4yo in the mall. I know that now."

"I always tell my kids to stay well clear of any Train tracks... ...except ""Drops of Jupiter"". That one's ok."

"June Bugs are like College Dropouts They sleep all day, they party at night, and after a month, you don't see them anymore.."

"Movie tickets for 4: $56 Popcorn: $16 Hot dogs: $20 Sodas: $14 Candy: $15 Parking: $5 Seeing the smiles on your family's faces: $126"

"midterms and finals are like prayers to god. i never get answers."

"why did they invent white chocolate? so black kids can make a mess too..."