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Joke of the Day

"June Bugs are like College Dropouts They sleep all day, they party at night, and after a month, you don't see them anymore.."

"A woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show her how to get to the hospital. So I pushed her under a bus."

"What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!"

"Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche."

"Peanut butter and jelly don't love each other... but I always find them in bread together."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"Knock Knock... Knock Knock Who's there? I have runnyeep I have runnyeep who? hahaha! (You have to say it out loud to get it)"

"What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common? Both have a little Downy Jr in them."

"What was said the boiled waters funeral? You will be mist."

"Why are cows so famous? Because they're out-standing in their field."