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Joke of the Day

"why did they invent white chocolate? so black kids can make a mess too..."

"We finally have definitive proof that Osama bin Laden is dead. He just registered to vote in Chicago."

"I really can't walk the walk or talk the talk but if you need someone to drink the drink, I'm your man."

"yo momma so stupid that blonds make jokes about how stupid she is."

"What happens to deposed kings? They get throne away."

"Three steps to start a relationship. 1- buy a sheep 2- name it ""relation"" 3- now you have a relationsheep."

"How do most elderly golfers die? They have a bad stroke"

"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are But I laugh more."

"If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long."

"Forgive me Twitter, for I have sinned. It has been four days since my last tweet. Because, you know... weed and Sudoku."