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Joke of the Day

"Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks."

"What do you do if an elephant comes through your front door? Swim towards a window"

"You know how to make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."

"Saying ""I'm sorry"" is the same as saying ""I apologize"" ...Except at a funeral."

"If Neo would have taken the blue pill, The Matrix would've been the exact same movie, except he'd have had a hard on the whole time."

"Just got a houseplant. Can't wait til it grows a house."

"What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common? They both want to pull 1 over on you."

"A scared look and a ""let me go google that"" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist."

"What is Baltimore's favourite instrument The lute"

"I can make you speak like an Indian. How? That's right!"