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Joke of the Day

"Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks."

"Who abhors a vacuum more than nature? A cat."

"Trying to stop my mate to stop using TV remote It's a bit of a joke to piss my mate off. :D apologies if this is a wrong subreddit."

"So i worked at the USPS...I'm apparently not the ""man"" for the..... the sub its named for."

"Why did the blonde have bruises on her belly button? Blond guys aren't too smart either."

"What did the mama bison say to her son when he went off to college Bison. :> get it?"

"What are the most common mistakes your ______ makes in bed?"

"My wife told me she would leave me if I didn't stop cheating on her Damn, I never thought she took a card game this seriously."

"Nigger went to a shop Then he got aids and died"

"I think it's important for women to know there are men who stand at urinals and pee with their hands on their hips like they're Superman."