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Joke of the Day

"Movie tickets for 4: $56 Popcorn: $16 Hot dogs: $20 Sodas: $14 Candy: $15 Parking: $5 Seeing the smiles on your family's faces: $126"

"A student asks another student, ""How many zeroes does your salary have?"" He responds ""One"" ""In which currency?"" ""Any :("""

"I stepped on a corn flake Now I'm a cereal killer."

"What do more than half the U.S. population consider a gay marriage? Still not recognizable"

"Why did osama kill his wife? When he lifted her skirt, he saw *bush* ."

"She says talking to me is like talking to a kid. Therapist: And how many years has this been going on? *holds up 6 fingers* This many"

"Punchline Challenge: ""And by the way, you've got a lovely home!"" What's the setup ?"

"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"

"Digger Nick wasn't invited back to the Dyslexic Miners Against Racism Conference."

"I am afraid of heights That's why I never get high!"