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Joke of the Day

"Google won't replace librarians. The internet is like giving someone a fire hose when all they asked for was a glass of water."

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"It be cool if that Malaysia plane appeared with Amelia Earhart flying it back"
"The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up it eats all the spinach off their plates."
"How do girls know when they are adults? When they start to like spankings"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off"
"Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."
"Is there a shorter word for monosyllabic? Credit: Stephen Wright"
"I bet when Kanye was little he played tag by himself, then argued with himself on whether he was tagged or not."
"Boy, do I love soccer It's the only sport where the fans are tougher then the players."
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