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Joke of the Day

"The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up it eats all the spinach off their plates."

"My love life is like a Russian fighter jet... ... I get shot down before I even get close."

"We should've cremated Michael Jackson in case of the zombie apocalypse or else people will think they're part of a Thriller flash mob"

"2 fish were in a tank, what did one of them say to the other? How do I drive this thing?"

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side! Credit goes to [Savage Chickens.](http://www.savagechickens.com/2005/03/door-number-one.html)"

"So my dyslexia makes it hard for me to take public transportation and... ...oops. Sorry. Wrong bus."

"A son asks his dad, ""What's the difference between a boy and a girl?"" His dad answers, ""Well, there's a vas deferens!"""

"The Bible TL;DR"

"Why did Hitler break up with his girlfriend? She was a nein out of ten"

"Who was the first striker? Jesus. He went for the cross"