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Joke of the Day

"What is the Similarity between McDonalds and Anal sex? When we were young, we were told McDonalds was fine for us. But when we grew up... we found out it wasn't at all!"

"Hooked up with a Medium at a bar last night I think phony was a fake because she didn't see me coming."

"Why don't Mexicans take drivers Ed and sex Ed on the same day? They have to give the donkey a break."

"What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called? I don't know, but it isn't *relevant*!"

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair. (And yes, I know I'm going to hell)"

"If you have no regrets you're either a liar or an asshole."

"Don't steal. That's the government's job."

"What do you call a Cuban Atheist? Infidel Castro."

"What's pink, bubbly and scratches at glass? A baby in a microwave"

"I'm sorry I slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked."