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Joke of the Day

"Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans? Because you're breaking wind."

"A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know... I skipped the intro."

"Large scale pot-growing bust on my neighbors property I was charged with planting evidence..."

"What's the difference between the holocaust and killing 5 black men? 5,999,997"

"What should you do when people talk behind your back? Fart"

"It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."

"*walks up to little girl* ""Honey, is your dad in jail?"" ""No, why?"" ""Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail."""

"Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long? I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier."

"What costs you more the less you spend on it? A divorce lawyer."