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Joke of the Day

"Do you think Hitler got his inspiration from Hansel and Gretel? They did shove a long nosed witch into an oven."

"[2 toads chillin'] Yo, we should start a rumor that if u lick us you'll get high. ""Whaaaat, that's genius."" We gon' get mad licked, son."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? It's quite simple, really. You kick his sister in the jaw."

"Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks."

"What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics? None, even if you win, you're still retarded."

"Sneezed while doing sign language and accidentally threw up a gang sign. 17 drug lords are chasing me down the street. Send help."

"Oh you're a Football fan? Okay then name 3 of their albums. Yeah. That's what I thought."

"What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China? Wonton-amo Bay"

"I had sex last night... Her: You don't have AIDS, right? Me: Of course not, why? Her: Oh thank goodness! I got it last time and it really sucked."

"Taken 3 ~ It All Ends Here Taken 4 ~ Listen, We're Just As Surprised As You Are Taken 5 ~ Whaaaaat!? Yep..."