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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I have never payed for a garbanzo bean on my face."

"What can be found in a cannibal's shower? head & shoulders"

"What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim? Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!"

"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? Getting your palms red at the same time."

"6:There's a monster under my bed Me:That's silly! There's no such thi..OH GOD IT'S EATING MY ARM 6:SCREAMS ME:KIDDING it only eats kids"

"Girls holding hands with gay guys, you don't fool me. Oh that's your bf. You still don't fool me."

"What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him? An airplane"

"How do you piss off a bunch of people on the internet even worse? [Deleted]"

"Why did Jesus stop playing hockey? (First) He kept getting nailed to the boards."

"Some cats just sit there looking at you like you owe them money."