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Joke of the Day

"""Fraud"" Our teacher put an ugly dried up amphibian specimen on the lab table and asked: So. Is it a FROG or a TOAD? Murph: It is a ""FRAUD""."

"What kind of genie only grants wishes to men? A misogenie."

"Don't do drugs Without me"

"For Sale... Parachute: $300. Slightly stained. Used once; never opened. No strings attached."

"Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !"

"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. So, hate fun or have a fat face, your choice."

"A couple split up over Christmas cause the man wanted a Playstation... Instead he got an ex-box"

"What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines"

"FRIEND: Make sure you walk her to her car [hours later after date] HER: It's been 18 miles ME: I insist HER: But you drove both of us"

"I don't mind your bad kids running around if you don't mind me tripping them."