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Joke of the Day
"There were three holes in the ground. Well, well, well."
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"What's the wisest kind of modeling putty? Play-toh."
"Her: You spent our entire life savings on dogs Me: They're golden retrievers, Karen. They retrieve gold. I did it for us"
"Why does Mommy always say no? Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings."
"Relationship status: My wife calls me her chauffeur because I drive her nuts..."
"TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public."
"Did you hear about the two bros who travelled around the world while high? It was a joint venture."
"I now have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."
"Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other."
"I saw a dead baby gohst laying on the ground this morning. Turns out it was just a tissue."