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Joke of the Day

"""AAAAHH EARTHQUAKE! Oh good, now it is snowing"" - If I lived in a snow globe."

"Why do people hate cliffhangers? Because the suspense is killing them."

"Obi-wan: These aren't the droids Stormtrooper: They look like them Obi: So all droids look the same to you? Trooper: No, I- Obi: Racist"

"It's 4/20 and I'm not looking forward to weeding through all the bad jokes today."

"The baby changing station in this Chili's bathroom is broken I put the old baby in there and when I opened it back up it was the same one"

"What is Eminem's favourite food? wraps"

"Why I dislike German sausages. They are the wurst."

"Gotye used to be popular. Now he's just somebody that we used to know."

"If God wanted us to save money for retirement he wouldn't have invented online shopping"

"[Twister] DOG 1: left paw green DOG 2: i told u this was a terrible idea DOG 1: cmon Jim just pick the green one DOG 2: THEYRE ALL GREY GARY"