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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a baby and a pie? I didn't cum in the pie before I ate it."
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"Satan: you can spend eternity in hell OR you can go to work for the first time in 5 days. Me: hmmm Satan: well? Me: IM THINKING, DAMN IT"
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"Did you hear the Joke they don't tell retards... No, Oh my bad."
"Damn girl, are you Life Alert? cause you just called the cops."
"Just saw a fly on my flight and all I could think was what a lazy piece of shit."