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Joke of the Day
"A magician is walking down the street He turns into a store"
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"I was trying to help my blonde neighbour park her trailered boat in her driveway. Go ahead, back up, I kept saying...it took over 2 hours."
"I asked my secretary if she new the difference between a blow job and lunch she said no, so I offer to take her out to ""lunch""."