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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You may think R, but a pirates first love will always be the C."
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"My goal in life is always turn the negative into the positive... which is why I lost my job at the HIV clinic"
"How do you tell if Donald Trump is in your house? I sas Donald Trump today in my house, he had a gun."
"It's impossible to rekindle an old flame... ... the restraining order and lifelong lighter ban saw to that."
"What did the Jewish father say when his daughter asked for fifty bucks? What are you going to spend forty dollars on, I mean really why do you need thirty dollars?"
"How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands? ...because paint! -my four-year-old daughter."
"What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations? ""Holy moley, I didn't know that!"""
"What kind of cheese do rich people eat? Guccheese."
"Ebola gives new meaning to the phrase 'Eat Shit and Die.' Credit to my brother for coming up with that one!"
"A black person and a mexican walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve rapists here."""