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Joke of the Day

"It's impossible to rekindle an old flame... ... the restraining order and lifelong lighter ban saw to that."

"Why do women shit?"

"First white Muslims in Boston, now a 7'0"" gay black pro athlete. Narrow-minded conservatives everywhere are having a very confusing month."

"I told the ambulance guys the wrong blood type for my ex Now she should understand what rejection feels like."

"When I grow up... Growing up I wanted to be a gynecologist. I could almost taste it."

"I drank so much Mt. Dew my taste buds turned into tase bros."

"As a young southern farmer I used to dread wasting my time with hoes Now finally I can afford a tractor"

"""Let's eat, get drunk and watch people exercise"" sports fans"

"I pulled up next to a Tesla at a stoplight and asked him to rev the engine... I was shocked when he actually did it."

"Why did Jesus come to Earth? To get to the other side. Ba dum tssshh"