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Joke of the Day

"Edison stole the idea for the lightbulb from the lightbulb that appeared above his head when he got the idea for the phonograph."

"Lets write a joke I'll give you of two the punch lines, you give me the setup: Punch line #1: That's the line time I'll go to that bar. Punch line #2: Liquor, I don't even like her."

"Why are gluten-free children so healthy? Because they're not inbred."

"What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage? The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels."

"I ran out of tortilla chips so I'm freebasing salsa."

"Why was the dolphin sad? He had no porpoise in life."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches."

"So a piece of bacon and a biscuit walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Sorry but we don't serve breakfast here"""

"What did the sadist say when the masochist said ""Hit me""? ""No."""

"My wife got naked and asked me to ""show her a good time"" so I showed her photos of me and my friends before we got married."